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Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Captain

The Captain is revamping, keep drinking and stay tuned.......

Posted at 12:57 am by Captain
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Patriot Act

Lately I've been reading alot of things about the patriot act and homeland security. Has anyone else figured out that this is all complete bullshit? I mean seriously, you read the outline for the laws or whatever else they may call it, it's all double talk and bullshit. Hell, we as citizens didn't even get a chance to vote on it, I wonder why that is? Could it be because we all know that bushy the bitch is full of shit and has no clue what he is doing, as is evident by our huge debt, dead soldiers and the lowest rating of any pres. ever, hell he even beat nixon and we impeached that dumb bastard. Here we are though, being led by another dumb bastard, who should be impeached and instead we go along with these laws stripping us of our freedoms and making big brother stronger and more of a nuisance. I think it's amazing that people haven'tfigured out that the more shitheads we add to the mix the more things go to hell.


Capt.

Posted at 08:53 am by Captain
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Thursday, March 23, 2006
A New Quote for life

"Drink some Capt. and Smile at Life..."


Capt.

Posted at 10:23 pm by Captain
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Ah Shit

Ok, I'm drinking and had to post, isn't that how most of my shit happens. Anyways, first off, has anyone else noticed that more and more people are filing for bankruptcy? Here's the catch, it's harder then hell to do so where they wipe out all of your debt, you have to have less then 100 dollars left over at the end of the month. WTF? If all you have is a 100 you should automatically qualify for a complete debt wipeout, credit cards, auto, school loans and everything. Instead they make your ass work for it, it seems to be the opposite of the intent.

Then we have bushy the bitch and his port selling, how dumb does your ass have to be to not know we are selling to the arabs? Nothing against them, but lets be serious people. Bushy the bitch says he is tryng to practice fair foreign policy, really, does this include the part where he sends troops into iraq for supposed wmd's and finds nothing but bombs the shit out of them? If so, I'm really confused on the drunken bastards way of thinking. Hell, at this point just impeach the bastard, let cheney take over until he has another heart attack and then hillary clinton can become pres. at least then shit will get straightened out.

That's my views, gotta love them, let the bitching begin.

Capt.

Posted at 11:44 pm by Captain
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Friday, February 03, 2006
Dumasses

Ok, some kid wrote about his perfect day in school for an essay a teacher asked him to do. This kid wrote about how his perfect day would be to see the destruction of bushy, coke, walmart and some others. Now the secret service is investigating the kid because it's illegal to threaten the pres. Ah, what threat? All he said was what he would like to see, he never said he wanted him dead or that he was going to kill him, he simply stated he wanted to see the destruction. So what does that mean, afterall, everything is interpretation, so to me it means he wants those people or companies out of business or out of that position, doesn't mean death to me. Then again, unlike most people I don't jump to the worse conclusion possible. Grow up people, most everyone would like to see bushy the bitch destroyed or in my words his ass out of office, so that we have a chance at not having a huge debt to pay back for years and years to come, all because he has no clue about his job.

Posted at 10:13 am by Captain
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006
The devil has been elected

Well, it's a sure sign of the appocalypse, Alito the Devil has been confirmed. Now all we have to wait for is the end of time, hell to start freezing and bushy the bitch will be laughing his little pussy laugh. What has the world come to when positions of power are now bought and sold on television, they use to hide it better. To all the women, I wish you the best, because this asshole will make things a lot harder, and since we know he apparently has a vagina and can make decisions based on his experience, oh wait, the asshole is a man, no wonder the republicans fuck everything up, they think they are what they are not. That explains our failing education system, our economy and our death toll in iraq.


Capt.

Posted at 10:24 am by Captain
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Saturday, January 21, 2006
BUSH THE BITCH

 Bushy is a BITCH, he's an ignorant son of a bitch that has no clue what the hell he is doing.  If his mother gave him advice it would still be years untill he figured out what the hell his job is. Does nobody else realize that this bastard works for us? He isn't our boss, he's our employee, he does what we want him to do, and until we start standing up and saying so he will continue to run this country into the ground like his father did.  What I think is funny is how everyone is afraid to speak up against him, why? Is it because he was a c student and we are afraid that the big words will confuse him or is it because that he is an idiiot  and nobody wants to point it out.  you know what I'llsay it, you're a bitch bush, you have no clue you only care about the money for you and your family from your saudi friends,why would you care about the american people. Afterall, you have no clue what you are doing, you'd be better off working at the McDonalds on the late shift, except you would fuck that up too you dumb bastard.  If only you still drank, then I would have some respect, not much, but a very tiny little piece for you, you jackass of a president, if you can call yourself that.

Posted at 07:01 pm by Captain
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Saturday, December 10, 2005
Loyalty & Employers

The other day I was talking with some friends about their jobs and how very very few companies are worth giving your loyalty to and not leaving after 2 or 3 years. The biggest reason employees don't have loyalty, the companies are not deserving of it. It's not like our parents who would work at a job for 20+ years either because of loyalty or in some cases just to get their retirement. Companies these days are not loyal to their employees, so in turn why should employees be loyal to the company? For example, one friend said that the turn over rate at their company was so high you could figure out the seasons on it. That's ridiculous, not too mention it costs more to fire and then hire someone and train them and what not. Companies want instant results and don't understand it takes time, things that could turn around in 2-3 years now takes 4-6 years. It doesn't mean your employee sucks, it means the economy and the way business is done has changed.

What sense does it make to hire and employee to only fire them a year later if they are not meeting quota or some other standard, it's stupidity. All these analysts talk about gen x, gen y and so on, about how they want it all now. Well, isn't that what the companies are doing as well? They want results now, they don't want the quality as much anymore, they just care about numbers and that is it. In many business' this will kill you, numbers are important, don't get me wrong, but you need relationships built to maintain those numbers down the road. Whatever you call the generations, they all want the same thing, a good job that they can progress in, problem is, that doesn't really exist anymore. I've worked with many companies and 90% have been great, they leave me alone to do my thing and I only hassle them when they need to support whatever I have going on so we can get the business. But many, alot in fact, are run by bean counter suits, who have never actually done the job they are managing others on. How the hell does that work? That's nice you have a business degree, mgmt. degree or whatever, but if you have never actually done the job you are suppose to lead others on, how the hell do expect to show me your the one to goto for issues. Also, how the hell can you jump down anyones throat if they aren't meeting whatever criteria is set, you don't know the job nor the little things that make it up? That's why people aren't loyal, their sick of being told what to do from those who are clueless and only care about the numbers, you know, those digits on paper that in reality don't mean that much.

Capt.

Posted at 11:14 am by Captain
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Saturday, December 03, 2005
Books

Ok, for those of you who have been here before know I always have books on and off to get rid of, part of my job. If you are interested I have fiction and nonfiction titles for sale, all in the k-12 age range, aimed mostly at schools. Contact me if you want me to email you a list.


Capt.

Posted at 08:52 pm by Captain
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Curious

Ok, I was watching a thing on Rome on the history channel, always been a history buff and just enjoy it. Anyways, don't you find it interesting that in antique rome as some call it, that the things that were held with esteem and honor were those such as; writing, poetry, architecture, philosophy and the arts in general. Now it's money, power, who's ass you kiss, who kisses your ass, your degree and the fact you have to add M.S. before your name on a check, by the way, what the hell are those people thinking of, like I care you have a masters.

But it makes you wonder, why don't we honor those things that were once important anymore? Is it simply because it was more honored in Rome and other areas of europe and the U.S. don't give a shit as much? Is it because we've been taught that only presitge, and your place in society are all that matter? Hell, at one time poets, musicians, philosophers and artitsts were esteemed people compared to politicians or any others. Just makes you think sometimes that maybe we screwed up somewhere and that the U.S. maybe needs to take advice from others and have siesta time and make the things that really matter actually mean something. Just a thought.

Capt.

Posted at 08:51 pm by Captain
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